What's In A Name?
The Navy’s latest social engineering imperative is to gender neutralize all job titles. Without commenting on the utter stupidity of that, here are some tongue-in-cheek suggestions for the Navy and Marines.
Old Title - New Gender Neutral Title
Rifleman – Projectile Propulsion Technician
Engineman – Mechanical Movement Facilitator
Signalman – Message Transference Specialist
Machinery Repairman – Mechanical Reconstructionist
Corpsman – Advil Distribution Technician
Legalman – Obfuscation Specialist
Damage Controlman – Floatation Assurance Technician
Yeoman – Minion
Fire Controlman – Random Location Generator
Infantryman – Personal Supplies Transporter
Aviation Ordnanceman – Airborne Explosives Handler
Naval Aircrewman – Sensor Supernumerary
Aviation Maintenance Administrationman – Arcane Forms Administrator
Mineman – Antiquated Explosives Expert
Feel free to suggest any of your own.
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